quarta-feira, julho 25, 2007

Chamam-lhe "O Indiano das Rosas"


Amin (Giuseppe para os amigos) é uma figura carismática da indústria nocturna de Braga. Sempre munido de um fabuloso ramo de rosas, este cupido percorre quilómetros em busca de mais um par indefeso onde possa espetar a sua seta com sabor a caril.

No entanto, duas histórias confrontam-se quanto à origem desta personagem. Uma começa na India, a outra acaba em Itália. Por um lado a sua pele em tons de chamuça escuro indicia antepassados hindus, com avôs de tapete ao ombro e avós com uma pintarola na testa algures em Bombaim ou Nova Deli. Por outro lado o seu fato escuro com risca branca sugere uma ligação à máfia, qual Tony Soprano ou Don Vito Corleone o Padrinho, cabeças de cavalo dentro de pianos de cauda e sapatinhos de cimentos... (se me encontrarem no fundo do rio com um modelo de calçado em betão fica-se a saber a verdade).

Reza a lenda que Giuseppe repetiu a mesma proeza que Santo António efectuou por volta do século coiso ao protagonizar aparições em 2 locais distintos e em simultâneo. Amin não o fez em Pádua e Lisboa como Santo António, mas no Sardinha e no Zé das Bifanas... muito à frente.

Ecos deste feito chegaram ao Vaticano... e mesmo apesar do Catolicismo não ser uma prática do nosso herói, aceitou com orgulho ser canonizado em plena Praça de S.Pedro e receber o título de S.Giuseppe das Rosas, Santo Padroeiro dos Alcoolizados.

A cidade de Braga clama pelo seu Messias!!!
"Não queremos mais festejar o S.João dos martelinhos, queremos festejar o S.Giuseppe das rosas embrulhadas em plástico!!!"

Amin, caminhas em direcção ao estrelato e às luzes dos grandes palcos, mas vai pela sombra... estarás sempre nos nossos corações.


23 comentários:

VampBraga disse...

ahahahaha ...Certinho Ceertiinhoo...

Pistols disse...

Mega Post Pescuni!!

O gajo é o maior!!..ir ao sards e não ver o Amin é noite perdida!!!



"Este blog não vai morrer" -- Põe aí!

Anónimo disse...

Nao eh possivel... isto ta do melhor :D:D

Pesca disse...

Queria aproveitar ainda para informar as datas e locais da tournée de Verão do Amin, transmitidas em directo e exclusivo na Fashion TV e em diferido aos Domingos à tarde no National Geographic:

27 Julho - Língua da Sogra - Esposende
28 Julho - Pacha de Ofir - Apúlia
29 Julho - Tiger Tiger - Londres
30 Julho - Pacha de Ibiza - Ibiza
31 Julho - Sardinha Biba de Tóquio - Japão
01 Agosto - Café Bar Museu - Apúlia
02 Agosto - Kapital - Madrid
03 Agosto - Café Serradura - Braga
04 Agosto - Bairro Alto, Lisboa e Rua da Oura, Albufeira - em simultâneo
05 Agosto - Parque de Campismo do Gerês - Gerês (participação especial dos forcados amadores do mesmo)
06 Agosto - Sala de Injecção Assistida de Guantanamo - Cuba

Anónimo disse...

LOOOL esse gajo ja me fodeu bem a vida!!GATUNO!!=)

fbdinis disse...

"Amin, caminhas em direcção ao estrelato e às luzes dos grandes palcos, mas vai pela sombra... estarás sempre nos nossos corações."

Estou marabilhado! :)

P.S. Este texto foi escrito pela Cris? :D

Tzolkin disse...

Hoje vou sair será que o vou ver?...lololol

Será?
Será?
Será?


ehehehe

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LOL

no que eu puder ajudar... :P

em último caso chamas os Ghostbusters!

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